Klopp has his appendix in his pocket ready to shake it at Sturridge if he picks up a niggle. "Cut from me 2 days ago! Only 2!" #lfc
Create your own John Lewis moment by giving your child's gift to the dog. @TwopTwips
Obama currently sewing prawns into the hem of the White House curtains.
@TwopTwips GEORDIES - practice the 'Ow' sound by stubbing your toe. Add a 't' and an 'n' and hey presto! 'Town' not 'Toon'
Away in Pret a Manger/ three quid for some bread/ the little Lord Jesus/went to Sainsbury's instead