If being naked in a field full of goats is a crime, lock me up and throw away the key, because I'm naked in a field full of goats. Regards.
I'm baffled, naked, overweight, sweaty and sad. My only friend is an arthritic dog I found in my bra drawer. We both stink of beef. Regards.
My marriage fell apart in 2006 when my wife caught me licking a goat's face behind some bushes. I had no excuse. I'm confused. Regards.