If your version of #RockyHorror can be shown on network TV at 8 pm on a school night, it's not Rocky Horror.
Made an illegal U-turn in a low-income neighbourhood at night. Cop pulled me over; gave me directions to the freeway. #CrimingWhileWhite
Uber, but for following my kids around the house and closing the doors they leave open. Surge Pricing Option for light switch monitoring.