If your version of #RockyHorror can be shown on network TV at 8 pm on a school night, it's not Rocky Horror.
Made an illegal U-turn in a low-income neighbourhood at night. Cop pulled me over; gave me directions to the freeway. #CrimingWhileWhite
Uber, but for following my kids around the house and closing the doors they leave open. Surge Pricing Option for light switch monitoring.
The "terrible twos" have nothing on the "fuck you for not buying me that thing fours".