It's my life y'all! Hanson pics too! Thanks @cimorelliband momcimorelli.com/single-post/20…
I like to imagine an alternate universe where Unicorns are drinking human frappucinnos that taste like Netflix and debt.
I really wish my @SouthwestAir flight attendants comedy career had worked out. It would have made the next 4 hours more tolerable.
My mom always told me there was 1 weirdo on every city bus. Odd because I can't ever seem to find him. #MomQuotes