I turn up fake too after that BCS game if my boyfriend played football for ND, too. Power move on "her" part. #MantiTeo
When my favorite dress stops making me feel pretty, I don't fucking keep it around. It's that easy. #appliestoeverysituation
Dumb lady, talking me about the cats you've rescued while I'm pumping gas. You deserved that eye roll & I hope your cats eat your face.