Have you ever wondered what happens when a portal is closing and you're only halfway through? Painful death is the answer
#NYCIn3Words New York City
A dude falls in love with Siri and then she goes away #Her #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Imaginary babies will kill your family
A dog plays with his balls #TheAirBudFranchise #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Afraid we have to stop livetweeting this (really fucking boring) conference! It is *cough* an employee's birthday.
Auckland, NZ is the most isolated city in the world. You, [REDACTED], will very soon know how Auckland feels.