Wouldn't it be funny if George Zimmerman's boxing opponent felt threatened and shot him?
There are plenty of American hackers Trump could've called on to find Hillary's emails. Why is he so quick to outsource that job?? #USA
"Been wiping with it for years… not to be cool, or make a statement. Just like the softness and absorbancy." Matthew McConaughey for Charmin
Guys (and by guys I mean ladies) don't you understand that Edgy™ comics are just too real for you to handle??