The Sun God is angry. We must sacrifice the leader of the tribe. Get David Cameron into the wicker man now.
The lesson of Deadpool is that Something Different works. So make a daffy G-rated Squirrel Girl movie aimed at tweens. Not Deadpool again.
This woman - Saffy from Birmingham, apparently - is my casting choice for Captain Britain. twitter.com/indy_johar/sta…
So, non-racist Leave campaign leaders ... when can we expect those condemnations of the unlovely spate of open racist abuse on the streets?