Why is @HillaryClinton speaking in a voice louder than a whisper? It's not very ladylike. She should deliver all her speeches in an apron.
You can't hurt my feelings by accusing me of being gay. I wanted to be gay. I passed the written, but failed the oral.
My wife just nominated me for the "would it kill you to refill the ice trays every once in a while" challenge?
It's a bigoted white lie that "Islamic Terrorism" is our greatest threat. The most dangerous man in the world is a phony Christian.