Everyone should stop tweeting about #WalterPalmer and lure him back to his normal life. Wait 40 hours then go for him.
My mate told me an English stag party is in Dublin walking around in disbelief as no pubs are open on Good Friday!! Priceless.
I bet Paul Scholes is watching the ' 'greatest midfielder in the world' in his hot tub with his 18 medals around his neck.
With the X factor you're voting for who you want to turn on the Xmas lights in Scunthorpe.