Time to go buy the powerball numbers that every asshole from high school has posted on Facebook so if they win they have to split with me
Can't wait for some NHL memes about how NHL players stay with their teams at the deadline because they're LOYAL unlike the NBA.
.@ChuckCJohnson is going to sue Deadspin for defecation of character.
On the "LITERALLY CANT EVEN" scale right now, I'm at white sorority girl.