Dear God don't tell me they have flown Kay Burley in. People of Paris, don't answer the door. #AmbulanceChaser
How are Russia still being allowed to host the 2018 World Cup? Invading Ukraine. Killing opposition politicians. Poisoning. #Putin
If anybody has found an i phone in Chorley last night, please let me know. My son lost it last night and is gutted. 18th Birthday present :(
@mufcfans Lukaku or Kane. But under LVG whoever we bring in will probably stop scoring.
You know you're having a bad day when your wife is on the phone to the undertakers and your body's on the floor and you're not. #FP