Bloke in the pub just asked for a straw for his kids drink. Barman said "sorry, we haven't got any as Bristol Rovers are clutching them all"
@stephenfry Sense of humour bypass from many. Grand job again Stephen.
Just.farted in the pub and four people that were sitting down turned around. Felt like I was on The Voice!!
Us Wycombe fans looking at the League Two table tonight....... #wycombewanderers vine.co/v/OzerXKAJYLa
@C4Gogglebox That tart needs plenty of filling...... #BakeOffInnuendo