Person: "We're going to write a hybrid app, it'll be great and we'll save so much time!" ... Xcode: "See you in 3 months."
There's an iOS developer vacancy on my team at Sage based in Newcastle - bit.ly/1r85qW5. Great employer and great place to work.
I like that @codeclub has an ASCII art activity for kids. For when they get real jobs and want to make a nice /etc/motd :)
Newcastle developers: we're looking to grow the Data Team at LogicNow. Web front end and API/services. I'll buy ☕️ if you fancy a chat.
Cashier in @Morrisons just gave me the most suspicious and accusing look because their card readers never work!