I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
You have no idea how many times I've tried to tell you the truth through my jokes.
When I cross a one way road, I still look both ways. Just in case there are any women driving.
Why does Obama have to give speeches behind bullet proof glass? Just because he's black doesn't mean he's going to shoot anyone.
If you want to find a prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not fuck the whole pond.