Jackpot! Just found a bunch of cotton candy lining the floor of my attic!
I totally know which goblet this guy put the iocane powder in. #inconceivable
Nice! Just got cast as "Black Guy #1" in a horror flick
Score! About to get some free candy from this stranger.
It's going to be a great Father's Day. Spending the whole day with my boy Oedipus!
hiding behind curtain waiting for Hamlet to leave.
Think I'll walk into Mordor this afternoon.