I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building?
A eugoogalizor, one who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogoly was?
I'm pretty sure there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is