A Higgs Boson walks into a church.The priest says "We don't allow Higgs Bosons in here" Higgs replies "But without me how can you have mass?
Oh dear. Question texted to #63336: But why weren't Brown, Clegg and Cameron's names on my voting paper?
#63336 #leadersdebate. Just a reminder that we'll be counting hesitations, jokes and tics tomorrow night, live. Please RT!
#63336 #leadersdebate Did you know David Cameron is an anagram of Random Advice?
A particularly British take on the affair; question texted to #63336: So, how does Icelandic ash affect swing bowling?