Shadi shuda logo se nivedan hai 16th ka intezaar na kare, modi ki ho ya rahul ki, gharpe biwi ki hi sarkar rahegi aur aap manmohan hi rahoge
Macdonald's: best place fr breakup wid ur girlfriend. There r no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates n u can always hide behind a fat kid!
Yesterday, Manmohan was shocked to know that Future PM was in process of selecting his cabinet members. he never knew this was d PM's Job.
बेवकूफ़ हैं वो लोग जो प्रधानमंत्री के पुतले फूंकते है। हमने तो पुतलों को प्रधानमंत्री बना कर देश फूंक दिया............