I hope Nigella is giving the scores in her dressing gown in front of a Fridge. #Eurovision2015 #Eurovision
Mum: What's two sixty-nines?
Me: A bloody good time.
Mum: Excuse me?
Me: ONE POUND THIRY EIGHT. IT'S ONE POUND THIRTY EIGHT.
Friday 5th June. 9am. @jonkable and I start our 30 HOUR PODCAST for charity. Please lend your support. Details here: soundgorillas.co.uk/thebigpodcast/
Hey @Channel4, can we have a 12 part series of @mattforde and @RonJichardson just travelling the world in a camper van please?
"Don't thank me, I've done nothing for you" might be my new favourite line anyone's said to close an interview. youtube.com/watch?v=jjC3yc…