"Republican National Convention" anagrams to "Con vulnerable nation into panic." #rnc
Writing sonnets in ball point puts the "Bic pen" in "iambic pentameter"
Here's a thing @myqkaplan and I noticed: Tim Kaine is now officially Mike Pence's counterpart and his name anagrams to "anti-Mike."
I don't talk dirty to Siri because it's bad for your phone if it gets wet.
In "Finding Dory," a fish searches for her family, aka her Blue Tang Clan. If this joke has already been done, please don't tell me.