As a parent, my favorite genre of escapist fantasy is the New Years resolutions of people without kids.
My new year's resolution is simple: if I see an unsubscribe link, I click an unsubscribe link.
I want a design tool with points for measurement, parameters for layout, real data for content, and state machines for interaction.
By my count, I've been making HTML Internet Web Pages for 20 years. Still get paralyzed with anxiety that I'm doing it wrong. Every time.