Spare a prayer for the person who has just invited me to connect on LinkedIn. On Christmas Day. Christmas. Day.
If you still ask for ketchup after the age of 21 I do, by and large, think you should be deported.
Being relentlessly trolled by gamers who disagreed with my comments RE Pokémon yesterday. Only proving my point they must be unemployed.
There's a baby in my carriage wearing a straw bonnet, @VirginTrains. Straw?! BEFORE Easter?! Some people aren't fit to be parents.