#ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage...Taylor Swift's speech before Kanye stole her mic.
I don't get banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens, simple!
You can run, but you can't hide. Unless of course you're a camouflaged chameleon with broken legs. Then you can hide, but you can't run...
All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as awesome as talking into a desk fan.