Good luck with GCSE results but don't worry, it's all cool! I got a D in Patronising Your Quite Legitimate Concerns and look at me now!
Odd how often, these days, you find yourself saying 'ah well: eventually the sun will die'.
An astonishing achievement, a landmark in modern football history. In other news this is not how you use asterisks. twitter.com/pumafootball/s…
Until I saw that Facebook ad about sport, I didn't realise sport could have a rewarding communal quality or that Facebook had invented it.