"Sorry I was late to work, my Apple Car updated overnight and now the left front wheel doesn't work and U2 are in the back seat."
Cut to: Oculus Rift offices: "We glued an iPad to a diving mask and BOOM two billion dollars. THAT's our fucking TED Talk."
It's okay, those people in Sunderland thought they were voting to leave Sunderland, and who can blame them
Released from Twitter, Joss Whedon prowls your houses, looking for the thing you love the most and then killing it in front of you