"Women should leave some things to the imagination. " What do you imagine is under our clothes? The bridge to Terabithia? Devilled eggs?
Thika road, you miss three exits you find yourself in Ethiopia
When not in a matatu: ugh.. These drivers are so uncouth. When in a matatu: oh God I'm so late. Kiss the pavement . Overlap. Yes! yes!
The year is 2020. The only elephants tourists can see are the ones in the room.
chic selling nudes on FB at 50 bob has 4k friends..if daily 50 dudes buy nudes ..she makes 70k + a month. Son of a bitch! She's not stupid!