"Women should leave some things to the imagination. " What do you imagine is under our clothes? The bridge to Terabithia? Devilled eggs?
Thika road, you miss three exits you find yourself in Ethiopia
When not in a matatu: ugh.. These drivers are so uncouth. When in a matatu: oh God I'm so late. Kiss the pavement . Overlap. Yes! yes!
The year is 2020. The only elephants tourists can see are the ones in the room.