OK, VFTW is changing our pick to Beyonce. This is the worst song ever.
It's time everyone, we must get #wgwg5 to trend. WHITE GUY WITH GUITAR #5 JUST WON IDOL!
They're using Jimmy Iovine to give the criticism the judges are too scared to give.
Scotty uses 9/11 for votes, Lauren uses the tornadoes in Alabama. These country kids are well trained in the art of bullshit.