Hey @Microsoft you should have tried to buy Minecraft when it was in alpha. It was only 13$ back then.
(•_•) <) )╯ all the single ladies ./ \. ( •_•) \( (> all the single ladies ./ \. (•_•) <) )╯ ./ \. oh oh oh
#cut4bieber is actually a campaign to give the Cut HM to Bieber. He can't get in to the thunder gym D:
If the Mayan calender ends today, why don't we just buy a new one?
youtube.com/watch?v=pPTZt-… My best build in Minecraft so far!
There's no point with awards for TV Shows this year. Just put them all in a barrel and send them to Breaking Bad
Hey Mojang! Was it really smart to have Minecon in France? They might think it's an invasion and surrender.
Want to see the process being building a Survival Games map? Here's the first episode of Let's Build SG7! youtube.com/watch?v=6hhZB8…
What if... Youtube is not removing subscribers, but people is leaving Youtube due to their terrible new design?
If I download an illegal torrent in Jamaica. Does that make me a Pirate of the Caribbean?
That moment when you are just done brushing your teeth and you think .. "Fuck, I'm hungry"
Christian people never have to ctrl+s. Because Jesus saves.
Hey @MojangTeam I got a question for Minecon. It says "Children under seven are free", does that count mentally too?
If Mitt Romney wins the election, please don't tell him Norway have oil.
Was I the only one who could pre-purchase Half Life 3 on steam 5 minutes ago? It's gone again now though ..
I bet the creator of Flappy Bird can't get a highscore higher than 10. So he's rage quitting and closing the whole thing down.