The older I get, the more colorful my revenge fantasies become.
STILL TRYING TO WRITE A FUNNY TWEET ABOUT PROCRASTINATING
Like the Tina Turner sketch on #snl last night? You'll LOVE this funnier/OG version I wrote w/ @kimberlycondict
it's not you it's me realizing you suck
i could just start telling people i'm a DJ and basically be as accomplished as most DJs
ugh just another day of me versus the patriarchy
isn't it sad to think that 20 years ago beautiful people didn't have the career option of "lifestyle blogger"?