A misogynist, a racist, and an anti-Semite walk into a bar
oops i mean the White House
Today "being a sore loser" = Worrying about many civil liberties and human rights being stripped away as they were promised to be.
The older I get, the more colorful my revenge fantasies become.
"I don't know Putin!" *wipes Russian cum off face*
STILL TRYING TO WRITE A FUNNY TWEET ABOUT PROCRASTINATING
Like the Tina Turner sketch on #snl last night? You'll LOVE this funnier/OG version I wrote w/ @kimberlycondict
it's not you it's me realizing you suck