child: *murmurs* i kind of like dinosaurs Extreme Makeover Home Edition: WELL GOOD BC WE TURNED YOUR ROOM INTO THE SET OF JURASSIC PARK
imagine a world where white people are as obsessed w correctly pronouncing people's names as they are w correctly pronouncing French pastry
zayn was 1D's street cred he was the one you showed pics of to people who were like "i don't get 1D" & then they were like OH OK NOW I SEE
"I thought a girl was weird bc she wore converse but then she said something beautiful about fireflies & I fell in love"-teen boys in movies
saying "i only dress for me" is a big lie, we should all be dressing in hopes that elderly women on the street tell us we look "sharp"
not everything has to be about falling in love or losing weight, ok? go into an Office Depot & test out the gel pens just to feel alive
i hate when cooking bloggers assume i care about their personal lives, i came here for a banana bread recipe not an update on your ugly son
adults who are condescending about teens were not cool teens & they are not cool adults
my bitchface isn't resting, it's active. my bitchface is jogging with a vengeance.
LADIES, are we just gonna sit around and let Jared Leto have the #1 ombre AND #1 messy bun in the game???
if police targetted all teen boys who wear marijuana print socks & steal from convenience stores, 90% of white boys would be in jail
honestly i support chris pratt as the new jennifer lawrence
"smell this hand lotion i just got" "taste this cookie dough i just made" "feel how soft this sweater is" GIRLS ARE SO GENEROUS & INSPIRING
my dating tip is walk up to boys & tell them how brave they are for not wearing makeup
mood: kid who is overwhelmed by the other kids at the 4th of july pool party so she goes inside to eat chips & eavesdrop on mom gossip
i'm so upset over flaca's story tricking boys into buying fake drugs so you can buy new flatforms should get you an award not prison
on october 3rd, he asked me why i only spoke in pop culture references & was unable to display human emotion
❒ Taken. ❒ Single. ✔ Too busy figuring out how to lead a glamorous yet menacing lifestyle on a modest budget to even think about love