Jennifer Lawrence would def loudly repeat a joke you quietly said in the back of class & reap the laughter for herself
child: *murmurs* i kind of like dinosaurs Extreme Makeover Home Edition: WELL GOOD BC WE TURNED YOUR ROOM INTO THE SET OF JURASSIC PARK
it is important to teach young girls that they have more to offer than their bodies, such as their spirits which can inhabit dolls later on
imagine a world where white people are as obsessed w correctly pronouncing people's names as they are w correctly pronouncing French pastry
how can anyone trust Trump? how can you trust someone so rich yet so dehydrated & unmoisturized? how?
zayn was 1D's street cred he was the one you showed pics of to people who were like "i don't get 1D" & then they were like OH OK NOW I SEE
only surround yourself with people who make you feel like Damn Daniel
"I thought a girl was weird bc she wore converse but then she said something beautiful about fireflies & I fell in love"-teen boys in movies
saying "i only dress for me" is a big lie, we should all be dressing in hopes that elderly women on the street tell us we look "sharp"
not everything has to be about falling in love or losing weight, ok? go into an Office Depot & test out the gel pens just to feel alive
i hate when cooking bloggers assume i care about their personal lives, i came here for a banana bread recipe not an update on your ugly son
It's not New Year's Eve it's... Y2K's SUPER SWEET SIXTEEN!!!
adults who are condescending about teens were not cool teens & they are not cool adults
don't forget New Year's Eve is a fake holiday created to boost sales in the sequin mini dress industry
Amber Rose pulls up in a convertible. Kim jumps in with a duffle bag full of Juicy suits & Uggs & yells, "Step on it!"
my bitchface isn't resting, it's active. my bitchface is jogging with a vengeance.
LADIES, are we just gonna sit around and let Jared Leto have the #1 ombre AND #1 messy bun in the game???
annoyed w ppl who get annoyed by ppl who post inspirational quotes. We r all decaying flesh bags, let them live laugh & love in a cute font