#DodgersFOTY4 is my pick for Fan Of The Year in the @Esurance @MLB Awards. Who do you think is #AwardWorthy? Vote @ mlb.mlb.com/awards
I better not hear anyone else saying Kershaw didn't pitch well. I swear I will cut someone!
Cry baby Pt: My head hurts.
Intern: It should hurt. We cut it open.
Propofol: 0 to 50 real quick! #1sentenceshift
Looks like I need April 7th off as well! #HP #WizardingWorldHollywood
Prayers up for anyone involved in this #SanBernardino shooting. I hope they catch those bastards.