If the Ebola virus was carried in pumpkin spice, we'd be so screwed right now.
If your husband is frantically looking through a 10 GB Excel sheet for "work", he might have been on Ashley Madison.
When you put your best foot forward your other foot's like, "oh great, thanks"
"Something grabs a hold of me tightly" Cuffs, Vanilla Ice. Those are handcuffs.