Monumental player, Ronaldo, but if he was one of your mates, there'd be a WhatsApp group he didn't know about.
Lots of stick for Mourinho, but he's actually ahead of schedule. Usually takes two seasons for his teams to play this abysmally.
Just been sent this: Fantastic attitude from Brazil - if Neymar can't play, no-one will.
Vladimir (Russian hooligan): "The English always say they're the main hooligans. We came to show that the English are little girls."