In a way I keep expecting this to be just another phase he’s in and that he’ll turn up again in three years made of metal with a new album.
Turns out that Leave's strategy to reduce immigration was to see if setting the country on fire would stop people wanting to come.
Runners have problems with motivation cos running is pointless unless you’re escaping a lion or the donut shop is about to shut. #appleevent
You guys, today was what the Internet used to be like ALL THE TIME. I kiss you!