I got 99 problems and grad school is the factorial of that plus infinity times the ineffable word of the deity of your choice.
How to name your fantasy series: 1) Pick a word; may be related to one of your characters. 2) Stick "born" on the end of the word. 3) Gloat.
No one has remade Ferris Bueller's Day Off yet, right? Can we make sure that never happens? Like, not ever? Ever, ever, ever?
If I'm too burnt out to focus on Skyrim, I can't be expected to focus on "real" work that doesn't even reward me with dragon souls.
I am increasingly convinced that pronouns are tiny wizards easily turned into wicked gnomes bent on destroying humanity's collective soul.