Well, Brendan, don't be sad
Don't be blue
There are still some managers
Crappier than you!
Have you cheered up after last night?
As for you Sterling pssin well do one.
You're no help to us anyway so go and warm Barca's bench!
You're not worth a penny of £150 k!
A day of making Christmas candles, moaning about the footie and #amediting Episode
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Raheem Sterling is 19 years old, a terrific player, but not bloody Superman.