I vow to vote for ANY opponent with a pulse that goes up against Hillary Clinton. And I may even give up on the "pulse" stipulation.
I challenge every protestor in Ferguson, MO to the ice bucket challenge. Chill out.
The Devil has the name of Isis. Being bullied from afar is a crisis. Bring 'em to doorsteps of American men. And let the ass whippin' begin.
I just wanted to take a minute out of my busy day to say: Kanye West is an idiot. Carry on.