Wouldn't it be a lovely, and fitting tribute to Bowie, if today was the one day that Twitter wasn't full of arseholes?
@Anchorcake Crab salad for #dinner #Londoner
Twitter: this is my first poll. Is it too early to put the heating on?
Declare London independent from the UK, and apply to join the EU.
Watching Escape to the Country-I reckon I could afford a 3 bedroom semi in Lincolnshire.
@ScarlettMoffatt You're bright, beautiful, popular, young, and funny. Everything she isn't. #jealousy