It's complex, yes,
But here's a start:
Swap gods and guns
For books and art.
Voting guide for the UK:
1. Note what the Daily Mail suggests.
2. Do the opposite.
Actually, probably not a bad rule for life in general.
Last pic before I cut off half me rock locks. (With moderately handsome friend).
Oi, #Leave voters: your opinion was based on wide reading, deep thought, & careful analysis, right? Tell me you didn't just read The Sun.
I look like shit because (a) I'd had 3hrs sleep (b) I was a bit boozed (c) I'm standing next to a ridiculously beautiful human.