"ooh, you know who would make a good president?" "who?" "a grown man who just says 'WRONG!' when he disagrees with anything."
Me to family: "maybe I became a writer because none of you would ever let me finish telling a fucking story."
No matter who you are or what you did, at least you're not the sort of person who signs up for a Segway tour
utopian novel about a group of warring politicians sent back to kindergarten to learn how to share, not to lie, and the value of quiet time
imagine a world in which everyone had access to birth control and no one had access to guns. What a horror show THAT would be.