Rebekah Brooks thanks the judge, and reminds him his wife phoned, his dry cleaning is ready and he’s got a prostate exam tomorrow.
We must secure our borders to ensure the England team don’t get back in.
Wow, the CIA making jokes on Twitter shows they’re just as human as any other bunch of guys who kidnap people and torture them in secret.
Devastating that scientists say bacon causes cancer and we face the fact that we’ll have to give up science.
A kid with an imaginary friend is cute. But a prime minister with seventy thousand of them is worrying. #SyriaVote