I've made a vague bet with someone about the power of twitter. They'll give me one Malteaser for every retweet this gets.
I have changed my flat's wifi name in an attempt to communicate with my neighbours. twitpic.com/6qjd2h
My 8 year old son is missing. Average height, slim, ginger hair, animated face, fictional. Also our snowman has disappeared from the garden.
Please retweet my novel summary to all the publishers and movie producers who follow you. That's all I ask. twitpic.com/5ciezu
Overheard in Waterstones: "I liked science before it was popular."