Ebola screening at airports. Bit soon for the movie?
The Queen under huge pressure to resign next
I don't trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say 'press', but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised..
New Star Wars disappointing. Maggie Smith good, but spaceship looks like a van.
Hoping for hordes of Remainians today.
Just seen some council workmen doing the mannequin challenge.
Just seen a car park full of those new driverless cars.