It's Cyber Monday, followed by 'Why did I buy that' Tues, 'Where the hell is my package' Weds, & 'How do I get a refund' Thurs!
The EU is so mad at Great Britain for voting to leave, they may downgrade them to Good Britain or even Fair Britain.
If a person dies & goes to Heaven, I hope they're put in the same cloud as their photos. Finally they'd have time to organize them!
Family Dollar Stores rejected a $9B cash buyout bid by rival Dollar General. Who can blame them. Imagine counting 9 billion $1 bills.
Staples could save a lot of small print if their 25% off coupons just said: "25% off everything except items you wish to buy".