It took a lot of balls for me to go on #embarrassingbodies. 3 actually.
I like Amanda Holden how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee. #superstar
They say penis size is directly linked to shoe size. This makes my fear of being raped by a clown all the more terrifying.
I worked as an accountant between 2000 and 2011, before being sacked for absolutely no reason. What a complete waste of 6 years.