If only the Repubs treated guns like they do birth control + abortions. No one would have them/they'd be shamed if they did. #NoBillNoBreak
An actual thing I just said to my toddler and I'm not even drunk: "I let you stay up late so you need to sleep until at least 8am"
Playing the role of Kanye West tonight is the #Oscars2015 orchestra.