Little Women is already gritty! Amy got her limes thrown out in the snow! HER LIMES!!!
Time travel is real and I wasted it on telling Francis Ford Coppola to cast Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in Bram Stoker's Dracula, sorry.
If I got eaten by a shark, I'd die doing what I love: swimming at the beach, loudly complaining, and learning more about sharks.
I would give anything to see Henry Rollins, The Rock and Channing Tatum play that game where you pass an orange around using only your neck.