Would've been awesome if @BarackObama turned to Boehner & said "And I'm outlawing tanning beds!" just to see his face possibly move #SOTU
#YouMightBeATrumpVoterIf you're a racist homophobic xenophobe bully misogynist coward like your candidate
Joni Ernst will now point out the emergency exit rows and explain how to fasten your seat belts
Signed up to be an #extra on #SignificantMother, shooting starts next month! Still hoping to be cast as @KristaAllenXO's bestie
Once again, I reiterate: the wrong people are in charge.
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