I bet Christmas morning at the Schrödinger house is pretty tense.
Witch King: "No man can kill me." Eowyn: "I am no man." [Stabs him] Witch King: [Shrieks] "GAMERGATE IS ABOUT JOURNALISTIC ETHICS!" [Dies]
Let's end the stigma around mental illness and put it where it belongs. On people that put ketchup on hot dogs. #BellLetsTalk
Budweiser is renaming their beer “America”, but it’s pronounced “[audible eye roll]”.